Im afraid of leaving my house, can you help me
health advisory
Hospital
Mental Health
2007-11-15 19:01:03
There's a whole flock of purple two-headed chickens outside my house. OH NO! ONE OF THEM SAW ME! AAAHHHH! Can somebody chase them all away? Please?
Answer:go outside with a broom.
lay off the acid and the chickens will go away
thats will be fun....hmmm i guess you can throw rocks at them a like jump in ur car reall quick..........hmmm thats disterbing,,,
AAAHHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAHHHH!
give me your address, would be there, right away.....
You are stupid save the space for real questions. I hope the chickens peck you to death
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yeap where are you.
spray some air fresher that should make them go away
thats happened to me before.
The purple ones are harmless, and just want to be your friend.
Sorry, pal. It took me years to get rid of those chickens. I'm not about to do anything that will help them get back.
well i guess your just trapped in there then. so enjoy it since you dont have any sense anyway, i dont know what kind drugs your taking but i think you need to get some help. maybe your brain is fried from all the drugs you must take to see purple chickens . maybe you will get lucky today and see big bird pecking at your window pane .if your lucky maybe he will not drop you on your head when he gains entry into your house , i hope you keep plenty of bird seed close by .. thanks for the laugh
Do you realize that there are people who use this site as a site to really get help? Would it be so funny, if the doctor told you, you have cancer? I think Not. And if you really do feel this way, which I doubt, you really do need to leave the house and get some mental help. I hope you choose the right path.
Are you hallucinating or bored or both?