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health advisory Hospital Mental Health 2007-11-15 19:00:12

Im addicted to sex with Camels, any tips to break the habit?

Answer:

try a donkey

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Stay away from camels

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try camel lights less tar and nicotine

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Like to hump, huh?

Either that, or your manhood fits inside a cigarette wrapper.

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You mean Camel cigarettes right? Bestiality is against the law in most countries and places. Besides, it is gross.

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Good one. I'm sure this is a joke....It's pretty funny....no really are you serious? If you are I'm sorry, but you need to see psychiatrist...the truth hurts.

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Actual camels or the cigarettes? Go see a doctor for help.

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Are these Dromedary camels? Typically with the Dromedary, it should be one hump and run. It is the pesky Bactrian camels that you have to watch out for. They make you like that first hump so much you have to come back for the second. The one sure way I have learned to quit my camel habits was a mixture of the gum, the patch, hypnosis and a pair of pliars. Good Luck!!!

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Did you know in Peru when a man becomes 13 he gets his own llama for that purpose (supposedly so women dont tempt them LOL)

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try using camel patches, you just put them on your arm and change the patch every four hours.

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