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Why do my turds float

health advisory Hospital Mens Health 2007-11-15 5:38:34
Answer:

Funny. My friend has named some of his turds believe it or not!

The ones that float - Captins Log

The ones that shoot down the toliet and are gone - Ghost

The ones that suirt - Avalance

and many more.

Now to be serious.

Floaters are turds that have an unusually high gas content. Sometimes the gases produced by bacteria in our gut don't have a chance to collect into a large fart bubble, but remain dispersed in the feces. The poop then comes out foamy, and has a lower density than water.


They wouldn't if you ate more veggies!

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