What should I do
I think my husband thingy is getting smaller. I'm tired of faking it in bed.
Answer:I don't think a guy's penis can get smaller after time, but I might be wrong. Maybe it's because you two don't have as much interest in each other, and he can sense that. You can do one of the following:
鈥ell him that his penis is too small, and divorce him. This might make him suicidal.
鈥ell him that his penis is too small and pay for a surgery to get it enlarged. Pills and pumps are scams.
鈥ive with his little willy (XD) and learn techniques that are for smaller penises.
I wonder which you'll pick. I'm not a girl, so I don't know which. Good luck to you, good luck to your marriage, to your husband, and to whoever else you want me to wish good luck to. =P
start sleeping with his brother again...he'll get the hint.
don't worry I'll take care of you
tell him that his penis isnt big enough
well its your fault for not going on a test drive before getting married
oh, is it insured?
my bf used to be 9inch and is now 7inch. We both have no idea why it has got smaller, but i love him and it does not matter to me. Unless it got to 5 lol
Tell him you aren't happy and that he needs to start taking those suppliment pills that are suppose to help make him bigger.
Maybe he just not "that" turned-on or maybe your thingy is getting bigger.
Try other forms of sex which are more enjoyable with a smaller penis. Have a nice day.
I'm sure subconsciously, he can tell you aren't as interested in sex or he's losing interest in you!
You might find a larger prospect next door or on the street but that's all you'll find.
You might try doing it differently,or something he wouldn't expect.
It's really difficult for guys to "Fake it".
Give your husband a belated Valentines Day gift and discover oral sex!
I'll bet you want need to fake it then!
try pleasing him in different ways
ask him to strap one on
just tell him honey i think your WEINNER IS GETTING TO SMALL
e-mail me will get to gather