What should I do Im so embarassed
I don't know where else to turn, this is extremely embarassing!
This only happens during oral sex. But usually when my girlfriend if performing fellatio as soon as I ejaculate I poop a little bit (everytime!)
I can usually pull it off and my girlfriend won't notice.
But this last time...
Let me just say that she hasn't returned my phone calls.
What should I do?
Answer:dude that sh!t is fu(ked up make sure that you sh!t before sex
A lot of girls will probably second me on this, give yourself a good rubdown and ejaculate in the bathroom before you get with her. Try to empty your bowels afterwards. Then go at it.
You know what, most of us fart in our girlfriend's faces in this situation. This isn't much different.
Metamucil won't hurt you; try a tablespoon of Metamucil in your favorite drink with a meal once a day, as directed on the canister. This will keep you more 'regular'. You know what I like about you, Harry? You're a regular guy. For fast effective relief... lol
try talking a dump before!!!!
I am a girl...I would have done the same thing as your gf did...you dirty guys why do you all so excited about sex and loose control! How can you pull it off...it will smell all over..
No more fellatio for you little man.