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health advisory Hospital Mens Health 2007-11-15 5:36:33

terrible body odor? he refuses to shower. It's effecting our marriage

Answer:

honey - thats not your husband. we have went over and over this. its your dog. tell me you didnt sleep with him?

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stop sleeping with him...duh!

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he refuses to shower? do you guys live in a cave?

Refuse to have any physical contact with him until he does...

if he still doesnt....D.I.V.O.R.C.E

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Dump soapy water on him while he is sleep.

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Oh my! Was he like this BEFORE you married him!?

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Start taking a shower with him. Tell him that you are not going to touch him any more if he doesnt take a shower at least every 2 days or so. Just seduce him into the shower with you.

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lol.... well, then you need to fight back by not taking showers, rub yourself in sh!t, and eat a lot of beans with hot sauce to make your farts really rank. That will add to your Battle weapons.

I also suggest getting yourself a lovely corsage made from a corpse flower, they smell so lovely.

Don't forget your skunk perfume.

Also, you could (or rather not) quit bathing your cats, dogs, rabbits, mice, and snakes too.

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offer to take a bath with him and then give him a good scrub!!

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If he is not willing to shower. Leave him. Showering is meant to be done on a regular basis. There are a lot of issues that stem from not bathing.

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Don't give him any sex until he does. This should solve it if he's worth keeping.

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divorce him !

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What the heck is wrong with him? It would affect my marriage too if my girl wouldn't shower. Is he a Hippee. Give him a taste of his own medicine. Put some raw fish bait in a jeans pocket and dont tell him. Then when he puts on his jeans, he'll wonder what the hell stinks. You reply, somthing that smells better than him!

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Offer to take a shower with him and scrub him down, that should be fun. If that doesn't work, you could always try a "sneak attack" with the water hose!!!

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You can't make a grown man do anything he doesnt want to. The best thing you can do is not have sex with him until he does. I mean, have you even told him? It may seem mean but if you tell him and embarrass him a little... he may do it out of embarrassment. If you have told him and he is just being an a** then I would seriously dump soapy water on him while he is asleep and when he woke up LAY DOWN THE FLIPPIN LAW! If he doesn't like it, then leave for a while because it's not fair to you to have to smell his lazy smelly a**. Good luck sweetie. I really do hate it for you. Ugh.

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Kick him out of bed

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cut the nookie off til he does, if that doesnt work head to divoce court

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have him watch what he eats and drinks and grab a bottle of soap and scrubb the heck out oh him...

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You have alot of good answer but you should really consider separating from your husband for awhile until he realize what he had missing (his wife) And just how important it is to his wife that his body odor is ruining his marriage. The both of you took a vow for better or worse well he is stretching to far and there only some much a person can take. I wish you good luck.

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That is gross.Tell him either practice good hygiene or get out.Yukky!

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