Whats the silliest injury, youve ever had
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2007-11-14 16:20:50
Answer:
I once caught my foot in between the slats of the bed while making love to my girlfriend, twisted my ankle and couldn't walk for a week. Try explaining that one to your boss when you ask for sick leave!
A slip of the razor while shaving down there and ending up in the ER b/c it wouldn't stop bleeding... SOOOOOO embarrassing!!!
I chipped my shin bone by walking into a low table. The thing is I did it whilst attending a health and safety at work course! and the little table was in the entrance hall and had the light switched off! So they obviously didn't take their health and safety seriously! ha!
i was walking thru a park one afternoon i saw this really fit lad walk past so i started strutting my stuff so he'd notice me..............notice me he did when i fell down a ditch an broke my ankle. super embarrassin.
I took the grating on the floor off so I could get more air from my central air unit into my bedroom. I got up to go to work ( I work night shift) and forgot I had taken off the grating and stepped with my left leg into the hole up to my waist. I laid there unable to move. I could see my phone on the table but couldn't reach it to call for help. I had horrible skin tears and bruisings for about a month but still went to work that night. I still laugh about it to this day.
I had my hands in my pocket and tripped over my own big *** feet. I broke my nose, and chipped a tooth. felt like a retard for ever.
I was five years old..had an itch on my butthole, rubbed it with toothpaste on my hand. (was brushing my teeth)
I got the belt really hard for that. (they thought I did it purposely)
EDIT:
Not really an injury, but it sure stung.
i was walking inside and i slipped on a slipper and fell and landed on my wrist and bruised it.